How to be a Good Gardener- NOT - a Poem
My garden now . . .
How to be a Horrible Gardener
I am a horrible gardener
But I am loved
I am loved by weeds
I am loved by bugs
I am loved by creatures that eat my plants.
I started out an okay gardener
Industrious, built a bed
Recycling, cover with newspapers
Soil and plant food
And I was ready to be a gardener.
...and my garden then . . .
I once had a cute little garden
Call it beginner’s luck
Handfuls of red tomatoes
A few squash, more cukes,
But not as much as gardeners want.
I always wondered how those gardeners
Get so much out of so little
8 x 8 square garden beds
Enough to feed the family
My two beds can’t feed just one.
Gardeners write books on this
I read some of them
And even try some of it
But really, inside, I just expect
My seeds to buck up and grow!
I bought the stuff to be a gardener
The mini trowels and spades—
Is that what they’re called?
The flowery outdoor work gloves.
I even got the rubber mat for my knees.
(It’s still in plastic.)
I wanted to be a gardener
I still try every year
Along with the weeds and heat
And bugs that love my leaves
And paltry stash of veggies.
I am a horrible gardener.
Black thumb and all…
Loved by my weeds
Loved by my bugs
And loved by real gardeners at the Farmer’s Market.
I am the worst gardener.
Horrible but happy
Happy to shop
Happy to buy
And forever loved
By those grocery stores that I keep in business.
I am a horrible gardener.
But I have my place.